dear diarly

wassup i woke up today with huge bouner after dat i went to the bathroom i tried pee but it was just too massive. after dat i went back to my bead for couple minutes i watched all my new messages and all dat shit. after that i took my phants put em on and my shirt then i ran my stairs down as fast as possible cuz i knew i had very cook mudcake  with 100% aple juice it was FANTASTIC morgning
suddenly my friend calld me he asked me to go with him eat some hamburgers later on and i said ofc i will im faking fatasss duh ye so  the morgning goes to day its 2 a clock and im at my phants still. maybe i should go change some outfit..
few moments later i had my gear on and i was ready to go we met him at citycentre we went to the alepa and bougth some w.p.s donouts they were AMAZINGLY GOOD I CAN TASTE EM STILL
after thath security guard wanted to figth with my loco ass. my loco kickd the guard  face and he died rigth in dat place we took couple selfies with him it was nice btw i did get 69 likes from instagram but ye it was a good day hood rat.
after that my other friends calld me abouth huge af partys we said we are coming there at noon
i saw my ex gf at the mall i think he was wery fabulous we asked him to come as well but he said  naa shes too busy we discussed abouth tomorow school day cuz we gonna have 4 HUGE tests and i havent even started to read for em....
ou shit we are midle of no where and there aint single loo im fkd up really i gotta do huge dump before i will shit on ma pahnts i hope i would had a nappy atm:::FAK THIS
later at nigth we were at the party already like 2 hours and i saw my friend snogging some girl me and my other friends went to give him some condoms cuz we knew he will get late  we interrupted the snogging it was fun as hell.